Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Al Gore's Folly: It Snows, Yet He Persists With Failed CO2 Theory

I can barely walk outside my door and not slip on ice. New York has turned into a frozen tundra. Power hungry politicians and establishment scientists who promoted the false global warming theory should be tarred and feathered. You’d think they’d give up when a glance outside makes their stories of snowless winters hack level fairy tales. They are relentless. The lust for power and tax revenue enables them to continue their sneak thievery under the banner of ‘climate change’ instead of the old means tested global warming moniker. There is no greater offender than Al Gore.

Al Gore has made a widely seen Power Point presentation and written a few books on the subject of global warming. According to him, the sea levels would rise, New York and San Diego would be underwater and snow would be as distant a memory as the Wooly Mammoth. Who is to blame? Man. Why? His God-awful technology is releasing carbon dioxide into the air ever since he left the garden. The solution to this nightmare scenario? Pay your carbon indulgences to Al Gore as he absolves you of your sins while waving his magical pixie wand.

This brutal winter has relegated that theory to the back of the bus with the flat Earth theory and Disco as a viable art form.

Al Gore has moved on from global warming but not climate change. What is Al Gore’s theory as to the stimuli of these winter storms? Man and his constant belching of carbon dioxide. Never let a fact get in the way of a good story and don’t stop putting money in the pocket of Al Gore.

Carbon Dioxide is a natural occurring gas that is breathed in by plants and has nothing to do with the Earth getting warmer and cooler. The Earth always fluctuates. Sometimes it gets hot and sometimes it gets cold. The current weather, either hotter or warmer, is due to both the Earth ‘s tilt and either the frequency or infrequency of the Sun’s solar waves. It is the highest form of arrogance to believe that humans have the power to actually change the Earth. If the Earth wanted, it could shake us off and not think twice about it.

Al Gore does not listen to facts. Facts are not integral to his mythology. You have to believe that humans are changing the Earth for the worse like it is a religion. If you dare question the official orthodoxy you are a heretic to be burned at the stake.

Please, you are ruining the Earth with your carbon. So, leave your wallet at the door to be picked up by your government and Al Gore. Don’t resist. Don’t be a big bad male. And please, remember to sign over all paychecks to Mr. Al Gore.

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